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I JUST SPENT LIKE AN 1 HOUR OF MY LIFE ON THIS, GENIUS
this is legit so sick.mindfuck
whoaaa
this is AMAZING
EVERYONE DO IT aaaaaaaaa
WHOAH.
GUYS, JUST DO IT.
ok, lemme see….
checkin this out
You aren’t a true Goth until you’ve sacked Rome
I’ve teabagged an Italian, does that count?
(Source: caffeinatedfeminist)
The entire education system summed up in a three panel comic strip.
Don’t you love public education?
This was me. Only if it were me there’d be six panels. Put book down, lift test to read it, answer, write snark under it, return to book.
(Source: backstage-ninja)
Have you seen the plans for the new shiny? Looks like shit.
”We’re getting up early”
“we don’t have food”
“we’re out of eggs”
“We’re out of soda”
“The Doctor isn’t real”
“Supernatural is cancelled”
“You will never see Sailor Moon again.”
“Kaworu lied to Shinji.”
“Asuna’s ‘price’ will happen.”
“omae wa mo shindeiru”
“The doughnuts are stale”
“RoosterTeeth is stopping RvB”
that last one was scary
“America now enslaved Canada”
“Sweden has ditched Socialism.”
“Ballistic missiles struck Washington.”
…
“not everything he tells you is good advice.”
“Good to see that you’re still alive.”
“el chupacabra isnt real”
“get the fuck off neopets its 2 am”
“Battling that toad with a pillow shield and a fake sword was the most kickass thing you’ve ever done I’m proud of you.”
“Spend more time with Daddy.”
“That habit you have of putting things off and not doing things you’re told just because you were told? Cut that shit out. Also, learn to be a clean person. Do your work and no, it doesn’t matter if they don’t like you. Get As and you’ll prove them wrong better than with the Cs you’re getting now. Just fucking do it, okay? Shit.”
“It’ll be okay.”
“You’re gonna turn into a dumb homo tool”
“Oh and if anyone bullies you again, break their nose in”
“And do your homework BEFORE going home, that way you can relax once you do go home and not be distracted”
Fuck one things.“make sure mom doesn’t get with him and ruin your life”
“As much as you wish you won’t, you’re going to grow up to be just like your mom, except she’s got a decent hold of her life and a man who loves her more than anything.”
“this is as good as it’l get, just off yourself before age 15 so you don’t have to deal with the problems that your parents will never take you seriously about”
“Episode I of the next Star Wars is gonna suck so bad. Don’t even get your hopes up.”
“Cherish your gall bladder.”
“Avoid Sarah Lynch and Alex Guirettino. Capitalism doesn’t work, btw.”
What Clockworkinside said. “You’ve only got another five years.”
